Dear Blank

Or, more bloggy time sucks. The creators of the blog Dear Blank Please Blank have provided the template and an open invitation to air our grievances, though no guarantee you’ll make the editorial cut. While some people do air their frustrations – teachers, family members, menstruation being top targets – others take a funny approach. A sampling:

Dear optimists,
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
Sincerely, pessimists

Dear Hitler,
Please give me back my mustache. You’re making me look bad.
Sincerely, Charlie Chapman.

Dear society,
Can I get a KitKat for every lie you tell me?
Sincerely, give me a break

Dear cats,
Curiosity never killed me. Let me show you how it’s done…
Sincerely, George

Dear pop singers,
I can now spell banana, glamorous, ugly, unity, and love.
Sincerely, you have taught me so much…

So many more on the site, and growing everyday. Time to go air your grievances publicly.

- via Wall to Watch

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